Paradise to the Fairest
wide-worlds-joy:

Honestly?  They haven’t effected me at all, other than make me want to unfollow a lot of people here on Tumblr.

Who are these prepubescent tools? Those are some SERIOUSLY faked smiles.

wide-worlds-joy:

Honestly?  They haven’t effected me at all, other than make me want to unfollow a lot of people here on Tumblr.

Who are these prepubescent tools? Those are some SERIOUSLY faked smiles.

pinkpiratekitten:

noobligations:

imafuckingninja:

alicemariaisagayfag:

fuckyeahturtlesandbaseball:

justashotinthedark:

danielunderfire:

rockandrollsuicide:

safetyinchaos:

thisisrealife:

mine is from the maine(:<3

mine is from the song we chose the king by…

Tbh I actually named mine after my mom calling lesbians pussy pirates and well, I like super pale skin and people with that tend to have pink yeah and kitten is a term for a vagina. 

Mine’s entirely too long of a story but it basically comes from a mixture of the golden apple KALLISTI (translates to “For the Fairest”) that was thrown by the Goddess Eris and started the Trojan War and the fact that my name is Eve and a tie in to the paradise of the Garden of Eden. Yeah… it’s confusing…

Reblog if you’d like a love letter in your ask box.

mechanicaleternity:

currentuser:

make it dirty.

filthy, even. sordid. make lucid your desire to sin in the flesh. <3

Doubt it’ll happen though. ;P Prove me wrong!

I really do. Like I&#8217;ll donate to charities to help animals where I just glare at people collecting money for people.

I really do. Like I’ll donate to charities to help animals where I just glare at people collecting money for people.

You must be ever vigilant.  (Taken with instagram)

You must be ever vigilant. (Taken with instagram)

Lily!  (Taken with instagram)

Lily! (Taken with instagram)

I never understood the hate on for Rick Astley or “Never Gonna Give You Up”

wide-worlds-joy:

I had the album when it came out new, and if I still had my tape collection, I’d have it still.  It is a good album, with good songs on it.

The radio overplayed it.  The songs all sound alike on the album but that’s mainly because of his voice and ALL songs from a singer sounded the same at that point in time.

So why did THIS ONE get the rep it did?

*shrug* I liked it.

The hate is because it’s SOOOO catchy! If you get rickroll’d that shiz is in your head for a freaking WEEK! It’s a great song though, and him dancing because he lost the game? Wonderful.

Hadaka Apron

Really enjoying this whole Hadaka Apron thing. I don’t know what exactly is so sexy about a girl in an apron and nothing else but I wish I had someone to cook breakfast for like this.

Gallery below NSFW

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/07/naked-apron-idol-gallery/  

pinkpiratekitten:

butt-dumpling:

I just got out of bed with the worst stomach pains in recent memory

I think I might die

I think I might give birth

oh my fucking god

I don’t want you to die but

giving birth is worse than death. 

Creating life is worse than dying….

I might just be drunk but… seems legit. 

patchankandpamplemousse:

&lt;3lisafrank

&lt;3 this and &lt;3 Lisa Frank also &lt;3 vaginas (in case it needs to be said)

patchankandpamplemousse:

<3lisafrank

<3 this and <3 Lisa Frank also <3 vaginas (in case it needs to be said)